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People come and  people go. Single people, couples, families, all have felt the firm woodiness of my planks against their differently-shaped rear ends and felt my support against their backs. Was there a problem with me on this occasion? Was I damp, or dirty? Was my blue colour unappealing, or my whole uncomfortable? No, none of these. I simply wasn’t large enough for 6. I am amply strong enough, but 6 bottoms exceed my width-wise capacity.

Cheers, Tom.